quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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