I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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