have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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