You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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