Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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