that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What a dumb baby whore.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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