i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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