He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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