I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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