So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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