Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Randomize