Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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