i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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