Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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