We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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