Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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