We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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