fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
