his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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