i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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