only if we run a train.
done.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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