Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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