I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
There r osticjed everywhere
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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