I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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