my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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