The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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