Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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