Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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