worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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