do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I only lived at night.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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