okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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