Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
