Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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