New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I understand Curling. That high.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well