I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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