allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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