If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
high people should be assigned attendants
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Still dying that you shit outside
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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