we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
where are my eyebrows?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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