do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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