At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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