So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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