Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i'm inner monologue high
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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