So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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