would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.