peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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