I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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