He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You ate ashes out of my bong
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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