Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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