When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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