So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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