Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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