i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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