This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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