The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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