I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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